:: Hidup harus sentiasa bermotivasi ..

:: Ahli kumpulan hemisfera kanan..

Beberapa bulan yang lepas, Timbalan Perdana Menteri mencadangkan penubuhan Jawatankuasa khas bagi mengkaji beban tugas berlebihan yang ditanggung guru sekolah di seluruh negara . Ini menunjukkan kerajaan memandang serius masalah itu yang dikhuatiri menjejaskan prestasi guru terbabit dan pencapaian pelajar untuk jangka masa panjang. Bebanan guru bukan sahaja pada jumlah pelajar yang ramai mahupun bebanan tugasan pentadbiran tapi juga ditambah dengan masalah kesihatan yang terjejas dan masalah kekurangan modal untuk beli stok pen dakwat merah berikutan faktor-faktor di bawah:

1) Wujudnya pelajar yang begitu tulus ikhlas ketika menjawab soalan latihan dengan harapan cikgu juga ikhlas memberikan markah extra, lalu terciptalah karya seperti berikut:

2) Wujudnya pelajar yang mempunyai imaginasi tahap 4-dimensi , lalu terhasillah jawapan seperti berikut:

3) Wujudnya pelajar yang terlalu memikirkan risiko dalam setiap tindakan, lalu terhasillah penyelesaian seperti berikut: 
 

4) Wujudnya pelajar yang berprinsip bahawa "Perbezaan melambangkan Keunggulan"..maka hanya yang ganjil harus dikekalkan..lalu, prinsip itu diabadikan di kertas jawapan..

5) Wujudnya pelajar yang bijak mencari penyelesaian dalam setiap masalah,lalu berjaya menemui jalan penyelesaian yang tidak boleh diragui oleh Majlis Peperiksaan Malaysia..

6) Wujudnya pelajar yang tidak sanggup menerima kenyataan bahawa "Dia kene repeat paper lagi sekali"..

:: 0 to 200 in 6 Seconds

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

..but in this case, aku rase dia tembak Bob..

:: "What is computer's gender?"

Why computers are like men:

1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.


2. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.


3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.


4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.

Why computers are like women:

1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.


2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.


3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.


4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

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