:: Resolution Fever - Upgrading URself to Recover 2008 Bugs

:: my so called "2008 UNCHECKED-resolution"

1. back to campus for Master degree

2. have my own laptop instead of alwez pinjam pc roomate

3. settle PTPTN loan

4. look at a weight balance, then it shows 58 kilos..
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:: my so called "2008 UJIAN daripadaNYA"

1.Al Fatihah buat arwah Ayah Su- 26 Dis 2008
..semoga rohnya ditempatkan di kalangan org2 yg beriman di sisi Allah SWT.. Amin..

2.Jobless about 1 month due to company downsizing..

3.Saman for non-settled ptptn loan..

4.he still not come back yet..

5. without ONE original document, no interview for lecturer position

6.My mother's health condition..

7.No more KPLI interview if the date already GONE.

8.My health condition..

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:: my so called "2009 HIDUP MESTI DITERUSKAN-resolution"
1. x dpt grab master degree kt UNI

..maka haruslah masuk DRIVING SCHOOL to grab P degree..

2. settle my ptptn loan..

tp pesanan utk semua org yg diburu PTPTN :

" JANGAN PINJAM DENGAN AH LONG UNTUK SETTLE HUTANG PTPTN!!"

3. Lost some weight if possible?

hahahha..need to reduce 2 KILOS more to stand with ideal weight..

4.try to save enough money since everyone is doing that due to the current economy..

so, should learn to say "NO" to any sale promotions..

mampukah??? hahaha..

pesanan buat my so called SHOPAHOLICMATES,Shima + Yanie ,

tahun 2009, nik resign jadik sale informer

..hahahaha..and segala flyer2 dari shopping mall tidak dibenarkan berada di atas meja makan

..and watson kt depan opis, sila jangan bentang banner " SALE UP TO 50 %"..dan radio2 sila jgn keudarakan iklan " JUALAN JUSCO KEMBALI LAGI"

5.be prepare with default answer when

ur friends, ur uncle-aunty-cousins-parent

come to u wif the non-favvy-question-for-26 yrs old single person

.."Biler nk jamu nasik minyak?"

..sile kasik senyuman sinis paling

menawan ketika menjawab soklan nih

berserta sebungkus nasi minyak yg dibeli di kedai Mak Jah pagi tadi..

6.collect more side income by doing IT-related freelance job

..anybody ask for freelancer in website or php system development

..please call this blog's owner asap ;)

7.nik rohaiza's laptop bukan lagi dalam skrin dongengan..

8.NIK ROHAIZA IN UPGRADE VERSION (VERSION 26.0 SHOULD BE BETTER THAN PREVIOUS VERSION..should able to recover any previous bugs)..InsyaAllah

:: Programmer kene banyak minum teh

Are you drinking the right tea?

1. People who use their "brain" to work or students who study hard day and night.
--- should drink more chrysanthemum Tea.

Pemilik blog nk menyampuk skit: dulu time study, aku suker gak pi koop beli teh bunga nih..sedap pun sedap..tp xder la plak aku nih di bawah kategori students who study hard day and night..aku study hard day and night kalu tetibe sampai seru mengatakan "Sedarlah, esok ader paper " ....time tuh, minum berkarton2 teh bunga pun,belum tentu  otak jadi fresh nk pick up semua notes..hehe

2. People who need a lot of body energy to work or those people that do a lot of exercise everyday.
--- should drink Wu Loong Tea.

Pemilik blog menyampuk: Wu Loong Tea tuh aper ek?  google jap.-Wu long tea is also known as oolong tea, and it's the same as green tea, just processed differently, and fermented.  It's delicious! -..ooo..

3. People who travel on a bike or work in dirty and polluted places.
--- should drink Green Tea.

Pemilik blog menyampuk: no comment coz aku travel gune komuter ngn bus jer..hehe..pastu keje dalam aircond..so, no pollution ..but..percemaran bunyi selalu gak..iaitu bunyi hon kereta2 kt bwh opis ni..

4. For people who likes to sit down all day long and not doing anything even exercising
--- must drink Green Tea and Flower Tea.

Pemilik blog menyampuk: ni species pemalas namernyer, agak2nyer la nk minum air pun malas gak..malas bangun..hehe..

5. People who smoke and drink a lot of alcoholic drinks.
--- should drink more Green Tea.

Pemilik blog menyampuk: green tea will flush toxins out of your body system..eceh..tetibe bagi fakta yang benar..hehe..so for those perokok tegar yg anti-signboard "Dilarang Merokok" tuh, byk2 la minum green tea..kalu rase susah sgt nk jumpe green tea, korang blend jer maner2 sayur hijau  ngn air teh yg korang dh siap bancuh..see the color..sebijik green tea..hehe..teka jer..xpernah try pun....tetibe terbayang-I like to move it move it …Madagascar Move it meal from McD..ader air warna hijau..

6. Carnivore ( those people who must eat meat at least once a day, or feel sick or not feeling well)
--- try to drink some Wu Loong Tea.

Pemilik blog menyampuk: harimau dan species karnivor yg lain dikecualikan..melainkan mereka2 nih pun nk jaga kesihatan gak, silalah kasi minum..

7. People who go to the washroom too often or too less.
--- should drink more Honey Tea

Pemilik blog menyampuk: selain honey tea, bagi yg kurang pegi washroom, korang bleh try minum Teh  Orang Kampung or aper2 jenis teh kuruskan badan..lepas minum, sure korang kene mintak mc coz terpaksa abeskan opishour dlm toilet opis..hehe

8. People with high cholesterol and high blood pressure.
--- Wu Loong Tea, Green Tea.

Pemilik blog menyampuk: kalu korang x suker teh, bleh la ikut jejak ku, minumlah Nestle Omega Plus..hahaha..siap promote..Nestle, sila kasi komisen..hehe..

9. Those who work with computers everyday.
--- need to drink a Lot of Tea (any tea will do).

Pemilik blog menyampuk (sambil lompat2 angkat tangan): Saya..saya..saya..i need a jug of tea..hahaha..melampau la tuh..

tp dlm banyak2 jenis teh, aku suke teh o ais limau..LOL..

Whenever you are working with the computer, you should make some tea, drink it when you are free.

Drinking Tea is healthy, it can protect and prevent the harmful Ultraviolet light from harming us (when using computer).

Furthermore, it can also cure us when we are tired and help making our body feel fresh again.

Pemilik blog menyampuk lagi buat terakhir kali (x kisah la beraper kali nk menyampuk pun..nih kan blog ko sendiri):

so, aper lagi, eventho kt opis korang xder tea break, pi jer kat pantry, buat secawan tea panas..kalu nk tambah berkat, buat la satu jug pun xper, kasi opismate2 lain..nak lagi tambah berkat, korang request la kat bos agar korang bleh ganti tempat makcik pembuat air kt opis tuh..hehe..

:: Sakit itu satu nikmat..

Again, comeback wif sok..sek..sok..sek..tissue please!!!

biasenyer, org akan mata bengkak selepas sok..sek..sok..sek..(nangis la tuh)..
tapi kes aku lain..mata bengkak dulu..pastu baru sok..sek..sok..sek.. hmmm..aperkah petandanyer..

alkisahnyer, dis week aku diserang pelbagai penyakit..

1.penyakit lambat bangun pagi..

tak caya, tgk record aku access card kt opis..xder record sharp or before kul 10 pg..hehee..opps..aku byk berhutang ufti..next week, aku langsaikan..melayang lagi duit..salahkan diri sendiri..jgn salahkan bas 72..or komuter Rawang..

2.penyakit rajin baca buku sebelum tido..

hehe..ntah naper plak aku semangat tul nk abeskan buku Life is An Open Secret:You, Me and We tuh..beli bulan Ogos lepas..dh nk abes tahun, tp x abes2 bace lagi..dush..mane xnyer, asal baca 2-3 pages, trus jarak muka ngn buku tuh equal to zero meter..hehe

3.penyakit mata sebelahku sepet..

actually, dh 2 minggu lebih kut, mata kanan aku sakit, asal mata berkelip, rasa pedih..tp aku nih jenis tegar skit bab2 sakit2 nih..so, wat dunno jer la..last week, sakit tuh cam merajuk kut coz aku x layan dia..so, dh ok la..tetibe, dis week dia memberontak lagi..kali nih, bangun jer pagi, tgk2 mata kanan dh sepet..kalo dua2 sepet xper..nih sebelah jer, x balance la..huhuu..

ok..ok..actually, aku dh biase dh mata  tetibe jadi sepet..kalo bgn pagi2,pi tgk cermin, tetibe nampak muke amoi cina depan cermin tuh, itu adalah effect
CGI untuk filem "air mata maria" a.k.a ader org tuh bukak kilang air mata malam tadi..hehe..untuk perempuan yg tetibe mengalami masalah mata sepet sebelah nih cam aku, korang akan mendapati bahawasanya memakai eyeshadow adalah termaktub di dalam salah satu cabaran Fear Factor..maner x nyer, biler kelopak mata dh x balance, so, camner la nk balance sapuan eyeshadow tuh kan..hahaha..tipnyer, sebelah ko pakai tebal, sebelah lagi ko pakai nipis..hehe..

Opismate 1: nape nampak Nik cam mengantuk jer?

Opismate 2: nape ngn mata ko? Aku igt ko penat sgt..

Opismate 3: what happen to ur eyes...enuf sleep?..aku jawab: Too enuf..hahaha

4.penyakit rajin minum Nestle Omega Plus Acticol..

ntah biler la plak timbul kesedaran nk kurangkan kolestrol badan..haha..tetibe aku yg dulunye "alergik" ngn susu tepung nih..tetibe jadi "duta" Nestle Omega Plus Acticol plak..arituh, tgk gak Ma minum susu tuh, tp x terpikir plak nk paksa diri try minum susu tepung tuh..bile pegi Tesco ari tuh, trus jer beli susu tuh..muler2, takut gak kalo2 aku memang dh ditakdirkan x bleh telan susu tepung.. tp, first trial membuatkan aku membesar sebagai johan..hahaha..bleh terima la..

so, every night, ngn sukerelanyer aku teguk segelas omega plus before tido..(adakah effect minum Omega Plus sebelum tido menyebabkan aku bangun lambat..hahaha..sesuker ati jer salahkan omega plus, padahal ko sendiri yg liat nk bangun)..hopefully aku xder la hangat2 tahi ayam..dulu, beria la minum NH Detoxlim Natural Clenx Tea...padahal 20 paket jer sekotak, tp till ari nih, x abes2 stok lagi..haha..

Untuk makluman pembaca( kalu ader pembaca la), penulis blog nih adalah antara mangsa2 dunia pengiklanan..nak pulak kalo tgk katalog watson/guardian..timbul ketidaksedaran yg nilai RM dlm akaun bank dh nk -ve..huhuu..member2 aku selalu gak perli aku, asal kitorg lalu depan watson or guardian, mesti diorg ckp camni..

Member: Nik mesti nk masuk saner kan..

Member: Wei, nik x shopping aper2 lagi nih, jom singgah watson, sure dia
beli punyer..

Member:Nik kalo masuk watson, mesti ader bende dia beli..

Aku: dah tekad x nak beli aper2..

tp after a few minutes,kelihatan kelibat aku kt kaunter bayaran..salah saper?..salahkan cashier tuh coz dia hensem sgt smpi aku sanggup beli aper2 jer asalkan bleh beratur kt kaunter ..logik x alasan tuh?...hehe..

ni kira bleh dikatakan penyakit gak..penyakit bawaan..coz skang penyakit nih dh merebak kt housemate2 aku..

Housemate: Eh..watson ader sale tak..

Housemate: wei, kiter pi carrefour la coz saner ader watson ngn guardian..kt tesco ader watson jer..

and agak pelik la if kalo pi window shopping, tp x masuk watson or guardian..
dan penyakit nih cam tahu2 jer lokasi yg sesuai utk aku bekerja..maka, ditakdirkan opis tempat aku kije nih dikelilingi watson and guardian..hehe..tp time kije, aku ngn sendirinyer buat2 x terpandang watson depan opis tuh..kalo tak, belum sempat aku masuk opis, aku pi masuk watson dulu..

5.Penyakit sok..sek..sok..sek..selsema kembali

Aku memang xder antibodi melawan serangan virus flu ( wahhh..statement menyakinkan jer..hehe).. maka stok tissue kt umah secara otomatiknyer akan berkurang..tp cam biase, aku akan berlagak tegar melawan sakit..hehe..so, xdernyer aku nk pi klinik amik ubat eventho klinik tepi umah jer.. owh..bersin mula berkumandang dalam umah nih..

6.Penyakit merosakkan diet plan..pi makan roti canai kt kedai mamak tgh2 malam..

Balik jer dari opis td, aku lepak2 kt bilik housemate..tgk drama melayu yg xtau citer pasal aper..pastu si shima tetibe bgtau nk call McD..padahal aku baru jer plan xnak makan malam...tp tetibe cam malas plak nk abeskan kredit call saner..so, decide nk pegi drive thru kt Connaught,tp time tuh hujan, for sure, jam giler kt saner..so,tukar plan nk makan roti canai plak..so, sasarannyer adalah kedai mamak kt area rumah nih..so, after bersiap, trus pi saner ngn shima.. yanie x join..aku balik dr opis td tgk2 dh tido dh roomate aku sorg tuh..smpi kedai mamak, trus order roti sardin ngn teh tarik..eating..gosipping.. laughing.. kul 12, trus blah balik umah..shima plan nk pi cuci kereta..ader ker car wash yg bukak tgh2 malam nih..ader la satu tempat yg bukak..tp cam xder pekerja plak..pelik..so aku ckp kt shima.. "basuh esok jer la, malam2 x nampak kereta kotor kat maner.."...haha..cam la x bukak lampu time basuh kereta..

Owh ye..teringat ngn statement opismate si Shima

"Shima, ko nih sosial gak ek..keluar malam2"..

hahaha..sosial2 si shima pun, keluar malam ngn housemate2 dia jer....so, kitorg adalah golongan yg bersosial secara bertatatertib..hahaha...

setiap kali aku nk kuar malam, sure Abah aku buat call..cam kuat instinct dia..hehe..tp xder la aku nk sorok aper2..setakat kuar ngn housemate, xder problem pun..even baru jer aku masuk kereta nk pi makan roti canai td, tetibe
Abah call, cam tahu2 jer..hahaha..xper Abah, jgn risau, anak Abah pi makan roti canai tepi rumah jer..pernah aku tgh shopping beli barang ,tetibe abah call, cam tau2 jer aku tgh wat aper..Abah pasang spy ker??..hehehe..actually, family xder la control pergerakan aku..tp aku memang kurang bijak nk sorok aper2 ngn
family..even kalu aku ader problem, Abah cam bleh detect jer..

:: Kursus IT Cuti Sekolah-Putrajaya

Event Info

Host:	Kursus IT Cuti Sekolah - Putrajaya
Type:	Education - Workshop

Time and Place

Date:	Monday, November 24, 2008
Time:	9:30am - 5:30pm
Location:	Presint Diplomatik, Jalan Diplomatik
	Putrajaya,Malaysia
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Contact Info

Phone:	0133896749
Email:	info@teenzportal.com

Description

	Kursus IT untuk pelajar sekolah rendah dan menengah.Percuma! Pendriveuntuk setiap subjek. 1. Basic of Internet 2. Basic of Software 3. Multimedia and animation 4. Web Building 24 November 2008 - 2 Januari 2009

So, kepada pakcik2, makcik2, akak abang yg ader anak2 yg bakal bercuti sekolah nih, paksalah diorg join training nih..paksa utk kebaikan, x salah kan..hehehe...dan kepada adik2 yg tgh duk hitung ari nk bangun lambat, pi lepak2 kt shopping mall, lepak kt cc, dating ( igtlah anda masih dibawah umur..hehe_)..lupekanlah hasrat tuh, jom join training nih..siap dpt pendrive percuma..adik2 tahukah aper itu pendrive? yaa..adik2 zaman sekarang bukan setakat pendrive, ipod pun dh jadi bahan mainan kan..x kisah la berapa GB(gigabyte) pendrive yg korang bakal dapat, tp considerlah berapa byk GB ilmu yg bakal korang store dlm otak korang kelak..so, rebutlah peluang nih..x rugi..

p/s: Azam, aku tolong promote jer..tp kalu ko nk bagi komisen, aku x tolak rezki..hahahhaha..(Azam  was my ex-opismate ( graphic designer ) mase aku kije kt msys dulu, pastu dia resign n nmpk gayer busy ngn portal-portal binaannya..hehe..skang, buat training plak..baguih2..semoga success selalu hendaknyer.

:: "What is computer's gender?"

Why computers are like men:

1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.


2. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.


3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.


4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.

Why computers are like women:

1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.


2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.


3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.


4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

DevTopics

:: Typing master??..kalu master, korang try gune kibod nih..

100% Blank Key

The original blank keyboard

Where is the letters? Das keyboard believe with no keys to look at when typing, your brain will adapt and memorize the key position thus increasing typing speed.

hongkiat.com

“I view the Das Keyboard Professional like a pair of expensive jeans that look like any other pair of jeans, but you wear them everyday because they fit you perfectly.„

Sean Fallon - Gizmodo

“A keyboard with no inscriptions on the keys was obviously only for a certain type of geek, not just normal ones, only those who are above the pack: the übergeeks.„

Andrew Zipern - New York Times

“The human mind has an incredible ability to adapt and that's the big idea behind the Das Keyboard and its complete lack of key markings.„

Gizmag - Anonymous.

“For bloggers who have not mastered touch typing, now's the time to do it„

Colber Low - The Gadget Blog.

“Elite computer programmers searching for a cool way to differentiate themselves from mere mortals need look no further.„

Melinda Hart - Metadot Corporation

:: Balik kul brape?

Since aku selalu balik lmbt dr opis , berikut adalah default msg drp housemate2 ku yg begitu mengambil berat akan housemate diorg sorg nih yg maner syg tul kt opis smpi xtau nk balik umh..hehe

Shima :Nik ,ko balik kul brape?

Yani:Nik kt maner?

Shima: wei, balik la cepat..(tu signal nk ajak pi merayau maner2 la tuh)

Yani: Nik nk mkn nasi x?

Shima: ko nk makan nasi x? ( part nih aku paling suker iaitu balik2 jer sure diorg dh siap masak..hehehe)

Shima : kitorg nk kuar, ko nk ikut, balik awal..(part nih, sometimes aku bleh gak abaikan..tp kalu ader sale..aku paksa diorg tggu aku ..hehe)

Default answer yg aku reply...

Aku: xtau lagi..jap lagi ader meeting

Aku: kije x siap lagi..xtau kuar opis kul brape..

Aku: kt comuter station nih..dh smpi nik sms..

Aku: Korang makan la dulu..x sure smpi umh kul brape..(asalkan korg x licinkan periuk nasi ngn lauk,sudah..hahaha)

Biler kul 7 lebih, ym still on jer..maka mula la member2 ym duk sibuk bertanyer kabar akan nasib insan yg xbleh balik umh nih..

Member YM 1 : aik, x balik lagi ke?

Aku: blum..

Member YM 1: cian dia

Member YM 2: kt maner nih?

Aku: kt opis lagi

Member YM 2: oo..nk dapat sijil pekerja cemerlang ek (ye..ye..hari pekerja  tahun depan, tgk nik kt tv..amik award tokoh pekerja ye)

Aku: perli nampak..
Tuh blum part abah call..biase call dlm kul 10++ pm..

Abah:Angah kat mano nih?

Aku: tgh tggu komuter..

Abah:lewat balik..rmi x org kt komuter?

Aku: rmi..smpi umh, angah call balik ek
Sape x risau anak pompuan balik lewat2 malam kann..so, usually, abah akan call, x pun aku sendiri yg call bgtau dh smpi umh ker blum..x kisah la org nk kater  "laa..tuh pun nk bgtau family?"..bagi aku,hati ma n abah akan tenang jika dpt tahu anak diorg dh selamat smpi kt umh..doa mereka sentiase mengiringi perjalanan pegi n balik aku dr opis..alhamdulillah..

Pasar Borong Selangor @ Seri Kembangan

Cam biase, kalu dpt msg "ko balik kul brape?"..sah2 diorg ader plan nk pi maner2..so, rupe2nyer, semalam diorg tertibe plan nk pi pasar borong..aku dh pelik dh..biase diorg kalu nk cari brg dapur pun time2 mlm nih , kt carefour or tesco jer..tetibe ari ni nk pi pasar borong kt seri kembangan tuh..ok..ok..pasar borong tuh beroperasi 24 jam..so, xpayah rase pelik la..

Smpi umh, cam biase, dinner dh siap....hehehe..after makan, trus pi pasar borong tuh..sekali tuh, rmi la org pi pasar borong mlm2..lagipun byk brg baru smpi time2 tuh..so, sayur2 segar lagi..

Semalam, kitorg borong byk ikan..hahaha..dat's why kucing2 jiran belakang umh suker sgt la jadikan belakang dapur kitorg as port lepak2 diorg..tp kitorg sedekah tulang ikan jer la..

Biler dh byk ikan tuh, maka ikut giliran la basuh ikan...kitorg nih pemalas skit part siang-menyiang ikan..so,kalu beli ikan..

Kitorg: Siang

Penjual Ikan: Nih dh malam dh..Siang esok..hahaha

Kitorg: ???? (owh..lawak sgt la tuh..dushh)
Housemate aku, yanie nih jenis teliti skit part beli-membeli brg2 makanan nih..so, biasenyer dialah jd consultant cum quality control kepada aku ngn shima..dia nih cam ader sixth sense kalu part2 pilih makanan nih...hahaha..

Yani: Sayur tuh x elok..

Aku: aik, dr jauh pun dh tau sayur tuh elok ker x..hebat tul..
Time beli ikan tilapia..

Yani: ikan tuh hidup lagi la..(gambaran: ikan tuh gerak2kan ekor tp dihimpit ikan2 lain)

Shima: nyawa-nyawa ikan..(aku tau ko dpt BM A1 time SPM dulu..hahaha)

Aku: letak la balik dlm air..( sesuker ati nk letak semula dlm air..org tuh nk jual ikan la..bukan bela ikan..)

Penjual ikan tilapia: Tambah seekor lagi cukup sekilo..(memula kitorg amik 3 ekor jer)

Kitorg: tak bleh..nanti gaduh..

Penjual ikan tilapia: tak baik gaduh2 pasal makanan..xper saya potong ikan nih kpd 3 ya..
hahaha..pasal ikan pun nk gaduh..

Time nk bayar ikan..

Penjual ikan bangsa asing(penjual tuh yg bangsa asing..ikan tuh made in malaysia): lima puloh..empat puloh

Kitorg:??????

Penjual ikan bangsa asing: lima ringgit empat puluh sen

Kitorg: laa....

Penjual ikan bangsa asing: adik nih mesti akak nih punyer anak ..

Yani: tak paham la..

Shima: sesuker ati jer

Aku: ok,anak ku, jom..hahahaha...
Time basuh ikan..

Shima: wei..letak garam nk buat aper?

Aku: nk rendam ikan

Shima: ikan laut dh masin la...

Aku: nk bersihkan ikan tuh..biase letak je..

Shima:..oooo..patut la garam kt rumah cepat abes..

Aku: tak caya? See..dh berkilat dh ikan nih..nih..(bling..bling)

:: Buang keyboard, buang mouse,buang USB, buang bluetooth..guner jer jari jemari tuh..

Today’s computers allow you to have multiple applications in multiple windows. But they may have only one keyboard and one mouse. And only one person can operate at a time. If you want to watch photo album on your computer along with three or four of your friends, just imagine every one trying to see them. Microsoft Surface allows people to sit across in different positions and watch the images. Spread the photos across the Microsoft Surface and any one can pull photos towards them like you pull physical photos, with fingers. Turn them as you like. You can zoom in or zoom out just by pulling the opposite corners of the image with your hands. Can you wait to experience Microsoft Surface? You can even play multiple videos on the surface just by tapping the video file with your finger, like we do now with a mouse!

In future, you can experience Microsoft Surface even with your digital camera. You take pictures on your digital camera. There will be no need to connect the USB cable or upload through Bluetooth or wireless. Just place the digital camera on the Microsoft Surface and watch the images on the surface. We bet you are eager to experience Microsoft Experience.

AboutMicrosoftSurface.com

:: Ada aper dengan NICKname

i have some nickname..

my relatives sebelah Abah call me "ijah" or nk nmpk moden skit ejaan nyer jdi "e-jah"..hahaha..sebab munasabab aku dipanggil ngn namer tuh, aku sendiri smpi skang x terkaji lagi..myb aku kuat nangis kut dulu, tu pasal tukar namer..tp apsal x letak namer2 yg best n moden skit.....ikutkan namer sebenar aku, x seharusnyer ditambahkan" h" dibelakang..so, should call me as ija jer la..demand..dusshh...hehe..

Housemate aku, si Shima tu lagi la, ader ke patut bile dia dgr aku bahasakan diri as "ijah" depan pakcik n makcik aku..

Shima: eee...cam nama kampung

Aku: ye..ye..i'm a kampung gurl la..

tp kan, mase aku kecik dulu,bleh aku igt diorg panggil aku "hijau"..ish..ish..kecik2 dh sound trouble..hahaha..

Among my relatives belah Ma plak, diorg panggil " Kak Ngah"..yg tua dari aku pun panggil aku "Kak Ngah" gak...itu tidak adil..hehe..terang lagi bertadahkan spotlight..nmpk sgt aku nih anak kedua, so xyah duk ty lg " Anak ke berape dlm family?"..

Family panggil aku" Angah"..tu pun selepas aku dpt adik after 6 yrs berada di takhta anak bongsu .."dgn kate lain, i'm the manja ones in family..*wink*

Owh..ya, ader gak jiran n some relatives belah Ma panggil aku "iza"..

Cikgu aku zaman sekolah dulu, ader yg panggil aku "Haiza"...siap cikgu tuh tertukar ngn Haiza budak kelas lain...hehe..Haiza yg sorg tuh kaki sukan, Haiza yg sorg nih kaki tido dlm lab Bio..asal masuk lab bio, aku ngantuk..haha..kalu member2 aku perasan, time lab bio, selalu port aku kt meja belakang sekali..time buat lab, berebut nk catat data, malas buat lab..haha..nasib baik la x fail bio..

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the most popular nickname is ...yaa..just call me Nik..Nik di mana?? Nick di 9..LOL..bab kate opismate aku ..nik nicklodean ..ye la tuh..

Biler dh nickname tuh nik, maka jgn perasan ko jer dlm dunia nih namer nik..so, setakat tersalah sahut biler org panggil nik lain tuh biase dah..hehe..

even, dlm family, if ader call in, if caller tuh bgtau nk cakap ngn Nik..patut yg jawab call bertanya, "Nik maner?..Nik aper? kt sini rmi Nik" hahaha..

Pernah aku yg pick up call, sekali aku ckp la, Nik la nih..sekali tuh member adik bongsu aku..

Mase aku Form 2 (aper namer class ek..hahhh..2K1), cikgu Mate aku ( Cikgu Harun namernyer..aku igt ..aku igt..hehe..kagum x?) suker tanya soklan teori dlm kelas or bc statement dlm buku teks Mate (aku pun xpaham naper la cikgu nih suker sruh student bc buku teks sedangkan tuh subjek Mate), so dia sruh letak nama samaran besar2 kt meja supaya mudah dia panggil nama..time nih memasing gune la manila card n tulis la namer ngn pelbagai jenis font style..yg x bleh blah, gune font size paling kecik..haha..ader gak yg sajer gune technique blur ..budget cikgu akan jd rabun bile nk bace namer dia..

so, nk dijadikan cerite, ader la budak kelas aku nih org panggil dia as "Kak Nik" eventho namer dia xder nik pun..so,aritu cikgu tuh panggil la "Kak Nik".. sekali dua2 bangun..time tuh, seat aku baris depan, so aku x nmpk la Kak Nik sorang nih bangun..so, ngn syok sendirinyer aku baca la statement yg cikgu sruh baca..sekali cikgu wat muke pelik ngn tersengih..sekali aku pandang belakang, ooo..bukan aku yg cikgu panggill...aku igt cikgu sesaje jer tambah "kak"..hheehee..

Tp aku kurang suker sbenarnyer org panggil aku "Kak Nik"..umpama panggilan utk makcik2 jer..hehehe..tp, mase kt hostel dulu, junior rmi jer panggil "KaK Nik"..so, terima hakikat la yg ko kene gak dipanggil "Kak Nik"..

Biler ader geng yg tgh ngumpat pasal member diorg yg jugak bernama nik, so, cepat2 diorg ckp kt aku.."bukan ngumpat ko tau..nik yg lain"..hhaha..logikla, takkan ko nk ngumpat aku depan2 kut..hahaha..kecuali aku nih pekak n xder perasaan..silala ngumpat depan2 bijik mata nih..hehe..

Last but not least, ader gak sesuke ati panggil aku "Nicky"..xkurang gak "Nickydeen"..asal-usul "Nickydeen" tuh si Lim tau kisahnyer..hahaha..

Citer pasal nickname, ader gak tersalah anggap nik nih pompuan ker laki..

(first year @ upm..member ty namer aper..)

coursemate@UPM: bukan nik tuh namer lelaki ker?

(first day masuk opis)

Opismate:aku igt Nik nih laki?

( first time nk tmpg duk rumah yanie jap coz amik exam kt KT..so, myb adik dia pelik apsal la kakak dia nk bawak balik budak laki..hehe)

Adik-beradik Yanie(my roomate): bukan nik tuh namer laki ker? kt sekolah, kawan2 adik yg namer nik tuh laki la.

see..namer nik tu universal..kalu SITI tuh org tau dh namer pompuan kan..ker ader laki namer SITI ?? LOL

Tetibe aku rase nk tag org..for the moment, these are 2 blogger yg aku nk tag..so sile ulas pasal nama samaran korang plak..kalu boss korang x marah la korang update blog time opis hour..hehe..

1. Cipah

2. Hemot

:: Salahkan Penimbang if Berat Korang Naik Lepas Raye

Lets me share the true story..

once upon a time........................

after a month of Ramadhan..

weight lose = 3 kilos..

but then...
after a week of Eid Mubarak..

weight gain = 2 kilos..

Patutkah penimbang disalahkan dlm hal nih????..asal naik jer, trus salahkan penimbang.."ralat nih", "penimbang nih dh rosak"(sambil ketuk2 penimbang tuh ngn tangan..hammer pun ok..hentak2 kt dinding..lompat2 atas penimbang tuh),"malas la gune penimbang nih"..

tp time turun, "wahh..bagus la penimbang nih..very accurate" (sambil junjung2 penimbang tuh) ..LOL
Sebelum raye dan  beberapa hari berhari raye...

My Abah:"Watpo la Angah nmpk kurus loni..dok make ko, mikir gapo?"..

My Aunty @ Besut:"Angah nmpk kurus loni..wat guano deh..Che Nah abes try nok kurus, dok jadi gok.."
Selepas seminggu makan berbalang2 biskut raye + berpinggan2 nasi + lontong + soto + bihun + sate bercucuk2 + puding roti+...etc ( x termasuk pegi rumah terbuka lagi tuh..)


Shima: Apsal muke ko nmpk tembam je..

:: sweet (over) fried banana

Nih feveret kueh yg aku bleh abeskan satu bekas nih especially time bulan pose kt kg..hehehe.....dh namer pun org kelate, so, kueh mesti manis tahap mengundang diabetes punye..hehe..actually,aku xtau asal usul kueh nih..and xtau pun aper harus dinamakan kueh nih..at last, aku panggil ianya as Pisang Hangit based on kehangitan n colornyer..haha..xtually, nk buat pisang hangit nih xperlu skill memasak pun..korg just biarkan pisang nangka tuh tergoreng dlm kuali sampai tertibe korang terbau hangit..LOL ..so, angkat la..pastu, korang taburkan gula atas pisang tuh.sukatan gula tuh depends on level of sugar ( glucose) in ur blood..siap..

bula pose lepas, sempat la pose ngn family for 4 days..Ma ty nk makan aper..aku ckp nk Pisang Hangit..tup2..time bukak pose, sebekas terhidang..licin aku bedal..hehehe..

:: My mum's best ever lontong

Aku panggil lontong nih lontong Thai style..hahaha..org Thai makan lontong ker? hehe..yg pasti Ma suker modified resepi ikut style dia..( mentang2 family kt Thai..) tu yg best tuh..yum..yum..yg pasti, every year, lontong nih jadi hidangan wajib di pagi rayer..tp malangnyer, so far, aku xder bakat cam Ma ..huhuu..kene blajar lagi ..

:: Rezeki dtg bergolek..bas dtg terhinjut2

Aku kan..kalu dtg lambat opis..dgn secara otomatiknyer aku salahkan bas walaupun silap aku kuar lambat dr umh..hehe..dan ianya adalah satu misteri nusantara jika  tetibe bas 72 tuh muncul depan mata tanpa aku  perlu berpeluh2 and sesak nafas di kerumuni rakyat indon, myammar..and seangkatan kapalnya..

Aku nih jenis malas skit nk naik cab coz senang-lenang jer aku kene doublekan belanja tambang sehari aku kepada rm8..( normally rm4 je tauu..)..so, aku tggu jer bas tuh muncul..Tp ari nih, aku cam tekad nk smpi opis awal..so, smpi jer bus stand, trus tahan cab..so, dlm sejarah opis tuh utk bulan pose nih,staff sorg nih dtg awal..sila bagi tepukan gemuruh

Biler dtg awal, bosan plak coz xder kije..so, aku menular la..menular dlm internet..dh lamer aku x apply kije..What..nk mintak kije lain ker??? ..sesaje aku bukak gov.my..tetibe byk plak kije kosong..so apply la aper yg layak diapply..

Dek kerana xder kije, aku pun sesaje la check file dlm documents nk cari resume..sekali terjumpe la satu txt file yg aku save pasal tarikh semakan kpli..aku  buat rayuan last ogos lepas...tp aku x igt nk check last 2 weeks..so, td sesaje la check status rayuan ngn hati berbunga2" ala..xdpt nih"..sekali kauu..TAHNIAH!..aku tgk sekali lagi..aha kan..2 kali aku apply kpli..blum pernah aku tgk screen page camni..selalu ayat pendek jer terpapar kt screen....tgk tarikh interview..adois!!! 10hb Sept.. aku siap ty member sebelah.." ari nih berapa ari bulan?"..eventho aku tau ari nih dh berbelas2 ari bulan..

Tetibe aku agak kecewa eventho td aku x mengharap pun dpt..Biler aku pikir2 balik, cam xder rezki aku nk transfer ilmu kt anak org ( xtually, aku x pandai nk ngajar org..even ajar kucing pun aku x lepas...owh kelemahan kau: aku takut kucing..tetibe cam satu geng ngn Zoragon dlm Senario XX...spesies param sekapu param sekeper.. LOL)...

back to citer asal entry nih..

member aku suggest aku call KPM if bleh consider lagi..aku call la..tp encik KPM tuh cakap xdpt coz interview tuh minggu lepas..so, dh lamer dh..dia suruh try lagi apply next time..

Ok..based on aper yg aku lalui hampir 9 bulan utk tahun 2008, aku bersyukur coz byk rezki aku dpt..but byk jugak aku tolak rezki..walaupun aku kene buang kije dulu, tp itu satu hikmah..baru la nmpk jalan2 nk masuk ke government..before this, memang x nmpk peluang langsung..but, since dh dpt kije baru, aku cam dh decide nk proceed dulu ngn kije skang..arituh aku tolak kije as Research Officer kt STRIKE STRIDE (credit to cipah, untung gak dia bace entry nih..baiki typo), Kementerian Pertahanan after consider faktor tempoh perkhidmatan dan jarak tempat kije..after that aku dpt 2 exam..SPA ngn SPNT..but, dua2 exam aku x pegi ..tolak rezki tul aku nih..org kater peluang hanya dtg sekali....ye ker?..owh..itu kalu kite gi cari peluang sekali jer..cube byk kali kite cari peluang..InsyaAllah, rezki ader di mana-mana..

owh..petang nih plan nk bukak pose ngn ex-colleagues @mmsc kt midvalley ..last week aku x dpt join diorg..so, hopefully, ari nih bleh la join gathering tuh..

xtually, aku x tau nk letak title aper kt atas tuh..so, tercipta la perumpamaan baru untuk digunakan dlm subjek bahasa melayu dlm penilaian baru murid sekolah rendah tahun 2015 tuh nanti..hehe..

::YM sesame housemate..di bulan pose..

:: terserlah ketidakpandaian skill memasak ku..huhu..

nih antara intipati ym btween aku ngn hosmate di kala ngantok n bosan kt opis memasing..intipati berunsur umpatan telah di'invisible'kan..hehe..x pasal2 kurang pahala pose ari nih..

e_putri02: so arini nk masak ape
e_putri02: ko sms la fiza suruh masak ape2
e_putri02: ikot suke dia la
e_putri02: dia pn smpai awl
nik nmr: ok -------------------->yg menurut perintah

e_putri02: x nk masak ikan keli ke?
nik nmr: nik cam nk try masak lemak..tp semalam dh lemak dh..santan ader lagi---------->gune perkataan try tuh..so, sila bangga ngn tahap kesediaan aku nk cube memasak..
e_putri02: masak abis pn ok gak nti leh mkn sahur skali
nik nmr: ker nk masak pedas ikan keli tuh? ---------->aku core part ikan masak pedas okk..hahhaha..tp x tahan mkn pedas..sila buat muke pelik anda..

nik nmr: hehe..
e_putri02: wat masak lemak l
e_putri02: la
e_putri02: ade kuah cikit
e_putri02: so cmne
nik nmr: ok..wat cam ayam ari tuh kan..letak serai kan..--->wahhh..letak serai baru sodap per..
e_putri02: ikan keli x yah letak serai la
nik nmr: owh ye ker..xtau ------>ye..ye..aku memang x pandai masak..
e_putri02: aym je yg letak serai
nik nmr: oo..
e_putri02: xde ape nk cmpur la
e_putri02: nti letak asam keping je k
e_putri02: bg rase masam cikit
nik nmr: ok.2 keping cukup? -------->aku maksudkan asam keping yg kecik la..(cover-cover)
e_putri02: sekeping jela
e_putri02: kang masam sgt lak
e_putri02: ko nk masak ke fiza
e_putri02: nti masak abis la ikan keli tu
e_putri02: tau
nik nmr: ok..panjang lebar ym pasal nk masak aper..
nik nmr: kalu sempat nik masak ----> tetibe ader feel nk kluar lambat opis ari nih...(bulan pose emoticon devil  disable kan..hahaha)