:: "What is computer's gender?"

Why computers are like men:

1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.


2. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.


3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.


4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.

Why computers are like women:

1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.


2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.


3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.


4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

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:: Typing master??..kalu master, korang try gune kibod nih..

100% Blank Key

The original blank keyboard

Where is the letters? Das keyboard believe with no keys to look at when typing, your brain will adapt and memorize the key position thus increasing typing speed.

hongkiat.com

“I view the Das Keyboard Professional like a pair of expensive jeans that look like any other pair of jeans, but you wear them everyday because they fit you perfectly.„

Sean Fallon - Gizmodo

“A keyboard with no inscriptions on the keys was obviously only for a certain type of geek, not just normal ones, only those who are above the pack: the übergeeks.„

Andrew Zipern - New York Times

“The human mind has an incredible ability to adapt and that's the big idea behind the Das Keyboard and its complete lack of key markings.„

Gizmag - Anonymous.

“For bloggers who have not mastered touch typing, now's the time to do it„

Colber Low - The Gadget Blog.

“Elite computer programmers searching for a cool way to differentiate themselves from mere mortals need look no further.„

Melinda Hart - Metadot Corporation

:: Balik kul brape?

Since aku selalu balik lmbt dr opis , berikut adalah default msg drp housemate2 ku yg begitu mengambil berat akan housemate diorg sorg nih yg maner syg tul kt opis smpi xtau nk balik umh..hehe

Shima :Nik ,ko balik kul brape?

Yani:Nik kt maner?

Shima: wei, balik la cepat..(tu signal nk ajak pi merayau maner2 la tuh)

Yani: Nik nk mkn nasi x?

Shima: ko nk makan nasi x? ( part nih aku paling suker iaitu balik2 jer sure diorg dh siap masak..hehehe)

Shima : kitorg nk kuar, ko nk ikut, balik awal..(part nih, sometimes aku bleh gak abaikan..tp kalu ader sale..aku paksa diorg tggu aku ..hehe)

Default answer yg aku reply...

Aku: xtau lagi..jap lagi ader meeting

Aku: kije x siap lagi..xtau kuar opis kul brape..

Aku: kt comuter station nih..dh smpi nik sms..

Aku: Korang makan la dulu..x sure smpi umh kul brape..(asalkan korg x licinkan periuk nasi ngn lauk,sudah..hahaha)

Biler kul 7 lebih, ym still on jer..maka mula la member2 ym duk sibuk bertanyer kabar akan nasib insan yg xbleh balik umh nih..

Member YM 1 : aik, x balik lagi ke?

Aku: blum..

Member YM 1: cian dia

Member YM 2: kt maner nih?

Aku: kt opis lagi

Member YM 2: oo..nk dapat sijil pekerja cemerlang ek (ye..ye..hari pekerja  tahun depan, tgk nik kt tv..amik award tokoh pekerja ye)

Aku: perli nampak..
Tuh blum part abah call..biase call dlm kul 10++ pm..

Abah:Angah kat mano nih?

Aku: tgh tggu komuter..

Abah:lewat balik..rmi x org kt komuter?

Aku: rmi..smpi umh, angah call balik ek
Sape x risau anak pompuan balik lewat2 malam kann..so, usually, abah akan call, x pun aku sendiri yg call bgtau dh smpi umh ker blum..x kisah la org nk kater  "laa..tuh pun nk bgtau family?"..bagi aku,hati ma n abah akan tenang jika dpt tahu anak diorg dh selamat smpi kt umh..doa mereka sentiase mengiringi perjalanan pegi n balik aku dr opis..alhamdulillah..

Pasar Borong Selangor @ Seri Kembangan

Cam biase, kalu dpt msg "ko balik kul brape?"..sah2 diorg ader plan nk pi maner2..so, rupe2nyer, semalam diorg tertibe plan nk pi pasar borong..aku dh pelik dh..biase diorg kalu nk cari brg dapur pun time2 mlm nih , kt carefour or tesco jer..tetibe ari ni nk pi pasar borong kt seri kembangan tuh..ok..ok..pasar borong tuh beroperasi 24 jam..so, xpayah rase pelik la..

Smpi umh, cam biase, dinner dh siap....hehehe..after makan, trus pi pasar borong tuh..sekali tuh, rmi la org pi pasar borong mlm2..lagipun byk brg baru smpi time2 tuh..so, sayur2 segar lagi..

Semalam, kitorg borong byk ikan..hahaha..dat's why kucing2 jiran belakang umh suker sgt la jadikan belakang dapur kitorg as port lepak2 diorg..tp kitorg sedekah tulang ikan jer la..

Biler dh byk ikan tuh, maka ikut giliran la basuh ikan...kitorg nih pemalas skit part siang-menyiang ikan..so,kalu beli ikan..

Kitorg: Siang

Penjual Ikan: Nih dh malam dh..Siang esok..hahaha

Kitorg: ???? (owh..lawak sgt la tuh..dushh)
Housemate aku, yanie nih jenis teliti skit part beli-membeli brg2 makanan nih..so, biasenyer dialah jd consultant cum quality control kepada aku ngn shima..dia nih cam ader sixth sense kalu part2 pilih makanan nih...hahaha..

Yani: Sayur tuh x elok..

Aku: aik, dr jauh pun dh tau sayur tuh elok ker x..hebat tul..
Time beli ikan tilapia..

Yani: ikan tuh hidup lagi la..(gambaran: ikan tuh gerak2kan ekor tp dihimpit ikan2 lain)

Shima: nyawa-nyawa ikan..(aku tau ko dpt BM A1 time SPM dulu..hahaha)

Aku: letak la balik dlm air..( sesuker ati nk letak semula dlm air..org tuh nk jual ikan la..bukan bela ikan..)

Penjual ikan tilapia: Tambah seekor lagi cukup sekilo..(memula kitorg amik 3 ekor jer)

Kitorg: tak bleh..nanti gaduh..

Penjual ikan tilapia: tak baik gaduh2 pasal makanan..xper saya potong ikan nih kpd 3 ya..
hahaha..pasal ikan pun nk gaduh..

Time nk bayar ikan..

Penjual ikan bangsa asing(penjual tuh yg bangsa asing..ikan tuh made in malaysia): lima puloh..empat puloh

Kitorg:??????

Penjual ikan bangsa asing: lima ringgit empat puluh sen

Kitorg: laa....

Penjual ikan bangsa asing: adik nih mesti akak nih punyer anak ..

Yani: tak paham la..

Shima: sesuker ati jer

Aku: ok,anak ku, jom..hahahaha...
Time basuh ikan..

Shima: wei..letak garam nk buat aper?

Aku: nk rendam ikan

Shima: ikan laut dh masin la...

Aku: nk bersihkan ikan tuh..biase letak je..

Shima:..oooo..patut la garam kt rumah cepat abes..

Aku: tak caya? See..dh berkilat dh ikan nih..nih..(bling..bling)

:: Buang keyboard, buang mouse,buang USB, buang bluetooth..guner jer jari jemari tuh..

Today’s computers allow you to have multiple applications in multiple windows. But they may have only one keyboard and one mouse. And only one person can operate at a time. If you want to watch photo album on your computer along with three or four of your friends, just imagine every one trying to see them. Microsoft Surface allows people to sit across in different positions and watch the images. Spread the photos across the Microsoft Surface and any one can pull photos towards them like you pull physical photos, with fingers. Turn them as you like. You can zoom in or zoom out just by pulling the opposite corners of the image with your hands. Can you wait to experience Microsoft Surface? You can even play multiple videos on the surface just by tapping the video file with your finger, like we do now with a mouse!

In future, you can experience Microsoft Surface even with your digital camera. You take pictures on your digital camera. There will be no need to connect the USB cable or upload through Bluetooth or wireless. Just place the digital camera on the Microsoft Surface and watch the images on the surface. We bet you are eager to experience Microsoft Experience.

AboutMicrosoftSurface.com

:: Ada aper dengan NICKname

i have some nickname..

my relatives sebelah Abah call me "ijah" or nk nmpk moden skit ejaan nyer jdi "e-jah"..hahaha..sebab munasabab aku dipanggil ngn namer tuh, aku sendiri smpi skang x terkaji lagi..myb aku kuat nangis kut dulu, tu pasal tukar namer..tp apsal x letak namer2 yg best n moden skit.....ikutkan namer sebenar aku, x seharusnyer ditambahkan" h" dibelakang..so, should call me as ija jer la..demand..dusshh...hehe..

Housemate aku, si Shima tu lagi la, ader ke patut bile dia dgr aku bahasakan diri as "ijah" depan pakcik n makcik aku..

Shima: eee...cam nama kampung

Aku: ye..ye..i'm a kampung gurl la..

tp kan, mase aku kecik dulu,bleh aku igt diorg panggil aku "hijau"..ish..ish..kecik2 dh sound trouble..hahaha..

Among my relatives belah Ma plak, diorg panggil " Kak Ngah"..yg tua dari aku pun panggil aku "Kak Ngah" gak...itu tidak adil..hehe..terang lagi bertadahkan spotlight..nmpk sgt aku nih anak kedua, so xyah duk ty lg " Anak ke berape dlm family?"..

Family panggil aku" Angah"..tu pun selepas aku dpt adik after 6 yrs berada di takhta anak bongsu .."dgn kate lain, i'm the manja ones in family..*wink*

Owh..ya, ader gak jiran n some relatives belah Ma panggil aku "iza"..

Cikgu aku zaman sekolah dulu, ader yg panggil aku "Haiza"...siap cikgu tuh tertukar ngn Haiza budak kelas lain...hehe..Haiza yg sorg tuh kaki sukan, Haiza yg sorg nih kaki tido dlm lab Bio..asal masuk lab bio, aku ngantuk..haha..kalu member2 aku perasan, time lab bio, selalu port aku kt meja belakang sekali..time buat lab, berebut nk catat data, malas buat lab..haha..nasib baik la x fail bio..

and

the most popular nickname is ...yaa..just call me Nik..Nik di mana?? Nick di 9..LOL..bab kate opismate aku ..nik nicklodean ..ye la tuh..

Biler dh nickname tuh nik, maka jgn perasan ko jer dlm dunia nih namer nik..so, setakat tersalah sahut biler org panggil nik lain tuh biase dah..hehe..

even, dlm family, if ader call in, if caller tuh bgtau nk cakap ngn Nik..patut yg jawab call bertanya, "Nik maner?..Nik aper? kt sini rmi Nik" hahaha..

Pernah aku yg pick up call, sekali aku ckp la, Nik la nih..sekali tuh member adik bongsu aku..

Mase aku Form 2 (aper namer class ek..hahhh..2K1), cikgu Mate aku ( Cikgu Harun namernyer..aku igt ..aku igt..hehe..kagum x?) suker tanya soklan teori dlm kelas or bc statement dlm buku teks Mate (aku pun xpaham naper la cikgu nih suker sruh student bc buku teks sedangkan tuh subjek Mate), so dia sruh letak nama samaran besar2 kt meja supaya mudah dia panggil nama..time nih memasing gune la manila card n tulis la namer ngn pelbagai jenis font style..yg x bleh blah, gune font size paling kecik..haha..ader gak yg sajer gune technique blur ..budget cikgu akan jd rabun bile nk bace namer dia..

so, nk dijadikan cerite, ader la budak kelas aku nih org panggil dia as "Kak Nik" eventho namer dia xder nik pun..so,aritu cikgu tuh panggil la "Kak Nik".. sekali dua2 bangun..time tuh, seat aku baris depan, so aku x nmpk la Kak Nik sorang nih bangun..so, ngn syok sendirinyer aku baca la statement yg cikgu sruh baca..sekali cikgu wat muke pelik ngn tersengih..sekali aku pandang belakang, ooo..bukan aku yg cikgu panggill...aku igt cikgu sesaje jer tambah "kak"..hheehee..

Tp aku kurang suker sbenarnyer org panggil aku "Kak Nik"..umpama panggilan utk makcik2 jer..hehehe..tp, mase kt hostel dulu, junior rmi jer panggil "KaK Nik"..so, terima hakikat la yg ko kene gak dipanggil "Kak Nik"..

Biler ader geng yg tgh ngumpat pasal member diorg yg jugak bernama nik, so, cepat2 diorg ckp kt aku.."bukan ngumpat ko tau..nik yg lain"..hhaha..logikla, takkan ko nk ngumpat aku depan2 kut..hahaha..kecuali aku nih pekak n xder perasaan..silala ngumpat depan2 bijik mata nih..hehe..

Last but not least, ader gak sesuke ati panggil aku "Nicky"..xkurang gak "Nickydeen"..asal-usul "Nickydeen" tuh si Lim tau kisahnyer..hahaha..

Citer pasal nickname, ader gak tersalah anggap nik nih pompuan ker laki..

(first year @ upm..member ty namer aper..)

coursemate@UPM: bukan nik tuh namer lelaki ker?

(first day masuk opis)

Opismate:aku igt Nik nih laki?

( first time nk tmpg duk rumah yanie jap coz amik exam kt KT..so, myb adik dia pelik apsal la kakak dia nk bawak balik budak laki..hehe)

Adik-beradik Yanie(my roomate): bukan nik tuh namer laki ker? kt sekolah, kawan2 adik yg namer nik tuh laki la.

see..namer nik tu universal..kalu SITI tuh org tau dh namer pompuan kan..ker ader laki namer SITI ?? LOL

Tetibe aku rase nk tag org..for the moment, these are 2 blogger yg aku nk tag..so sile ulas pasal nama samaran korang plak..kalu boss korang x marah la korang update blog time opis hour..hehe..

1. Cipah

2. Hemot

:: Salahkan Penimbang if Berat Korang Naik Lepas Raye

Lets me share the true story..

once upon a time........................

after a month of Ramadhan..

weight lose = 3 kilos..

but then...
after a week of Eid Mubarak..

weight gain = 2 kilos..

Patutkah penimbang disalahkan dlm hal nih????..asal naik jer, trus salahkan penimbang.."ralat nih", "penimbang nih dh rosak"(sambil ketuk2 penimbang tuh ngn tangan..hammer pun ok..hentak2 kt dinding..lompat2 atas penimbang tuh),"malas la gune penimbang nih"..

tp time turun, "wahh..bagus la penimbang nih..very accurate" (sambil junjung2 penimbang tuh) ..LOL
Sebelum raye dan  beberapa hari berhari raye...

My Abah:"Watpo la Angah nmpk kurus loni..dok make ko, mikir gapo?"..

My Aunty @ Besut:"Angah nmpk kurus loni..wat guano deh..Che Nah abes try nok kurus, dok jadi gok.."
Selepas seminggu makan berbalang2 biskut raye + berpinggan2 nasi + lontong + soto + bihun + sate bercucuk2 + puding roti+...etc ( x termasuk pegi rumah terbuka lagi tuh..)


Shima: Apsal muke ko nmpk tembam je..

:: sweet (over) fried banana

Nih feveret kueh yg aku bleh abeskan satu bekas nih especially time bulan pose kt kg..hehehe.....dh namer pun org kelate, so, kueh mesti manis tahap mengundang diabetes punye..hehe..actually,aku xtau asal usul kueh nih..and xtau pun aper harus dinamakan kueh nih..at last, aku panggil ianya as Pisang Hangit based on kehangitan n colornyer..haha..xtually, nk buat pisang hangit nih xperlu skill memasak pun..korg just biarkan pisang nangka tuh tergoreng dlm kuali sampai tertibe korang terbau hangit..LOL ..so, angkat la..pastu, korang taburkan gula atas pisang tuh.sukatan gula tuh depends on level of sugar ( glucose) in ur blood..siap..

bula pose lepas, sempat la pose ngn family for 4 days..Ma ty nk makan aper..aku ckp nk Pisang Hangit..tup2..time bukak pose, sebekas terhidang..licin aku bedal..hehehe..

:: My mum's best ever lontong

Aku panggil lontong nih lontong Thai style..hahaha..org Thai makan lontong ker? hehe..yg pasti Ma suker modified resepi ikut style dia..( mentang2 family kt Thai..) tu yg best tuh..yum..yum..yg pasti, every year, lontong nih jadi hidangan wajib di pagi rayer..tp malangnyer, so far, aku xder bakat cam Ma ..huhuu..kene blajar lagi ..